yaoi-hell:

once with a knife, once with his dick. I’m thanking every god there is that at least he picked different places to penetrate

omg i don’t know whether to laugh or cry

yaoi-hell:

once with a knife, once with his dick. I’m thanking every god there is that at least he picked different places to penetrate

omg i don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Recent Starfighter

peehousecomic:

manifestoonmoralmansex:

So the crux of the story being a space menace finally show up 200 pages in and it turns out to be big bug-like aliens that spout cryptic creepy nonsense?

I think if you look close enough you’ll see this around its neck.

image

laughing and crying at the cliche

*slaps you guys with dragon dildos* c'mon I hate to be that anon but we gotta see the delicious Goliath/Davy gravy okay snap to it artist-chan remember I love you
Anonymous

and so it begins

girimehkala:

fwips:

and then comes the time i have to make the statement again.
Hamletmachine did not start Starfghter for the plot, she started it for the smut she wanted to draw. People who are expecting a novel with intricate storylines are only setting themselves up for dissapointment. She is starting the plot with the war and army probably because she didn’t expect it to become as popular as it did. That is not her fault.
and lastly: you cannot have a generic story, when you were one of the first to do it.
enjoy the smut and quit asking for more then what you deserve 

lol okay normally i agree on this point
can’t expect porn to have a stellar plot
but cmon now anyone who has seen legend of the blue wolves knows this is like 98.9% plagiarized bs
i hate starfighter cause all it does it perpetuate the idea that male/male relationships have to adhere to heteronormative roles and tries to legitimize rape.
so yeah, fuck starfighter because it’s horrible shit, but not because of the plot. you shouldn’t expect plot in porn.

Holy shit last comment

girimehkala:

fwips:

and then comes the time i have to make the statement again.

Hamletmachine did not start Starfghter for the plot, she started it for the smut she wanted to draw. People who are expecting a novel with intricate storylines are only setting themselves up for dissapointment. She is starting the plot with the war and army probably because she didn’t expect it to become as popular as it did. That is not her fault.

and lastly: you cannot have a generic story, when you were one of the first to do it.

enjoy the smut and quit asking for more then what you deserve 

lol okay normally i agree on this point

can’t expect porn to have a stellar plot

but cmon now anyone who has seen legend of the blue wolves knows this is like 98.9% plagiarized bs

i hate starfighter cause all it does it perpetuate the idea that male/male relationships have to adhere to heteronormative roles and tries to legitimize rape.

so yeah, fuck starfighter because it’s horrible shit, but not because of the plot. you shouldn’t expect plot in porn.

Holy shit last comment

and oldie but goodie

and oldie but goodie

I don’t even know what to say

No homo. But, I love you.
Anonymous

totally homo

Can you offer some kind of time estimate for page 3?
Anonymous

My guess it sometime in February. Sorry it’s pretty far away, but with work, conventions and my other art/comic projects, I figure that gives me a realistic amount of time to complete the 3rd page.

Aaah sorry I mean SuperBlackMan ugh I'm already seeing porn and I don't even know what he looks like
Anonymous

Hopefully we don’t disappoint.

Hamlet just made an announcement that Ch. 4 will be the last chapter of Starfighter. You don't know how fucking happy I am that that horrible webcomic is now coming to an end!
Anonymous
Holy shit this is fantastic news. Although it still goes without saying it’s super unfortunate it ever existed in the first place.

Mozeltov, everybody!

ThERE HAS BEEN A NEW CHARACTER ADDED I am much excite
Anonymous

what new character you confuse me anon

I used to like her for her talent, but now I kind of hate her. HM is really a bitch.
Anonymous

Well, she does have a reputation for being a self-centered bully. I can’t say I hate her, but I definitely feel bad for her. Popularity can turn even the nicest, humblest artists into total flaming d-bags.

So do you just spend all your spare time obsessing over Hamlet or what? Don't you have anything better to do with yourself? It's kind of sad.
Anonymous

I really want to ask Hambruh why do they highlights... But I think I know my response.
Anonymous

most likely because she has a thing for emo/scene girl’s hair.

OMG I CAN'T EVEN STOP LAUGHING AT THIS VERY PAGE!! THIS IS TOO LMAO~!!!!!!!! WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
Anonymous

yes